We’ll be carrying on with the Euro’s theme of course, while the home nations are still in the Euro’s. With England having the potential for doing really well this time around the country’s will soon be going Euro’s crazy With many already dreaming of ‘football coming home’, this week we’re looking at the crazy things that could happen if England actually won a major championship:
Cans of Carling become legal tender. With pubs drank dry, the value of anything alcoholic will shoot through the roof. The supermarket shelves will be empty as desperate England fans struggle in vain to find a drink. Even your homebrews will suddenly have a value on the black market.
Arise Sir Harry Kane. Harry Kane and Gareth Southgate are knighted, whilst anyone associated with England receives an OBE, even the kitman. Security is ramped up at no. 10 to avoid a repeat of ashtray thefts by Ashes OBE recipients.
Open-top bus parade The capital will grind to a standstill as it welcomes back the England heroes. ‘Three Lions’ will replace the National Anthem It will be sung in schools and on formal occasions and will remain in the charts for the next century.
Unless one of these catchy numbers 🤦♂️🤦♂️, catches on !
Footballs coming home to England
The LaFontaines – Scotland, Bonnie Scotland
wales the red wall cymru
Plain Old Kev ft Stevo The Mad Man – Come On England
Let’s get inspired by the EURO’s, but don’t just watch PLAY AND KEEP PLAYING because it helps others KEEP PLAYING TOO.
